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My reviews. Other reviewers seem to give high ratings to movies I end up wanting my money back for, and tell everyone to skip movies that turn out to be my favorites. For people like me (if there are any), these are the movie reviews for you. If you find my review wrong, post a comment and tell me so.

Update: I'm not going to be writing reviews of movies I don't absolutely love anymore. I don't make movies nor do I know all that goes into making one or acting in one so I don't feel it's fair of me to judge other people's performance. Moves I love, however, deserve their place in my lists.

 

Avatar Loved it. 4 Stars

Stunning. Totally worth the wait. Best CGI ever, so real I didn't think of it as CGI at all. The story isn't really anything all that new, but the environment and all the little details totally make up for it. You'll laugh, cry (not me, of course), and be conflicted on who to root for in the epic battles, all the bits that make a movie great. THIS is what CGI is meant to do, can't wait to see more like it.
 

Time Crimes Liked it. 3.5 Stars

Spanish movie with sub-titles, but like with any good foreign film, it's the acting and great story that make it what it is. Loved this movie from beginning to end... well, I love nearly any kind of time travel movie, or at least give them a chance. Time Crimes was perfect. All the great tension in Back to the Future II when there were two Marty's in one place, but times 100. Highly recommend, though the English dubbed version lacks alot of what the actual voice actors added to the story.